1.) A Green Smoothie
I am late to get on board with this trend. Thick, pulpy drinks DO NOT appeal to me...regardless of their color and content. My sister, Kelley, made me a green smoothie about a year ago and while tasty, it just didn't stick. Ailey came home from Activity Days two weeks ago with a whole little booklet of smoothies that the girls had made, tried, and put together. I was blown away that Ailey's favorite drink was the green smoothie called THE HULK. To say that Ailey is a picky eater is the understatement of the century. She is THE pickiest of all the picky eaters that have ever lived; and the fact that she gave this drink the thumbs up and said that it was her favorite of all the fruity smoothies that were blended that night, meant that it must truly be delicious. Ailey was in charge of Family Home Evening last night. She taught a lesson on good manners and requested that we make this for our treat. It was delicious.
(Proof: Ailey wanted to show you all an action shot. Here she is actually drinking it and liking it.)
Here's the recipe:
The Hulk
1 cup green grapes (frozen is nice but not necessary)
3 cups frozen pineapple chunks (Costco sell a big bag)
1 cup firmly packed baby spinach (washed)
2 cups pineapple juice (chilled)
3/4 cup vanilla yogurt
2 T Nutella (one tablespoon would be fine too)
Blend away until very smooth. Can be served over ice if you didn't freeze anything.
It's REALLY good. Every single person in our family sucked it down and requested a second batch and then drank that down. Seriously...if Ailey will drink it and LIKES it... you can't get a higher recommendation.
2.) Hoarfrost
Hoarfrost is a real term for frozen fog or dew. It makes the most beautiful landscapes and scenery. If you hate winter like I do...hoarfrost makes winter not only tolerable but beautiful. No snow or ice on the ground and roads, but it's still frosty and wintry. And...it's fun for the kids to say. My warped children like to refer to it as "Frost of the Hoar".
3.) My new ring tone
I get bored very easily and am always needing a new song as my ring tone. Tyler very lovingly changes things up for me and makes my ring tone the exact part of whatever song I am currently loving. This past week Tyler unearthed an ENORMOUS bin of old CDs from the garage. (Remember how we used to have to store our music? Quaint.) Anyway...this was the tub of CDs (the last one of many) that he could not part with even after he had nearly everyone of them on a music file. Tyler's passion is to collect music. His collection is VAST. But this was an old tub of sentimentality...and hoarding. Anyway, he brought the enormous bin in; and low and behold, there were all of my Connells CDs. Oh yeah!! He did whatever he does to get the music from the CD onto the laptop onto my phone. (It's a mystery to me.) The Connells were my very fav group from the early 90's. Flash forward to 2014...Scotty's Lament is my new ring tone. Glory be! How I love it!! I call myself from our landline, Ty's cell phone, the kids' cell phones, multiple times a day just to hear it. (Even though I have it on my playlist.) When my cellphone does ring...I must dance before I answer...much to my kids horror. So, if you call and I don't pick up right away it's cause I'm dancin'.
You can dance too!!
(If you know who the Connells are (sisters don't count) you win the prize as my coolest friend.)
4.) Grapefruit
| photo actually taken by me |
Is your mouth watering? It should be. This is my newest addiction. Costco has some seriously good grapefruit. I have to pace myself. Yum.
5.) Cookies hold little appeal anymore
What did the Johnson kids do over MLK day? Made cookies. This was a rare treat. I think I've mentioned my loathing of baking. Three of my four kids wanted to make cookies. I relented. Let it be known that my kids are pitied by their cousins because they don't get snacky foods very often. Dane and River send them snacks and treats "because they don't get them at their house". How cute is that? Aunt Kelley and Elle bring granola bars to swim lessons for Ailey and Bryn and it's like Willie Wonka has arrived. All are very much appreciated by our kids. So when I said the kids could make cookies...IT WAS A BIG DEAL.
Santa brought Ailey a much wanted, and begged for, Easybake oven. She and Bryn couldn't wait to make deletable treats! Easybake is code for total rip off...but every girl needs to find this out for herself.
These two were undaunted by the microscopic size of the cookies and declared that they were fairy cookies and that they MUCH preferred fairy-sized cookies to larger gluttonous cookies. The boy was making much larger gluttonous cookies.
Hmmm...does Kameron bake often you might ask? No. Never. But last week one of his friends brought cookies to school that he had made and gave them to Kam and his buddies at lunch. Let's just say this blew their minds. Now they are all making cookies and trying to out do each other. Kameron decided he was going to attempt to make cookies as well. He choose to make Mrs. Field's Triple Chocolate Cookies and yes, he brought some to school to pass out to his friends today. Ha Ha. This recipe is huge and made about a million cookies and Kam was a slave to the oven most of the day yesterday so this may be his last batch for awhile. He did a great job and they were very good. I also got to tell the kids the legend of Debbie Fields and her magical Mrs. Fields Cookies Store and how just one cookie could sustain 4 teenage girls at the mall for hours. Back to my point... I have no great love for cookies anymore. Seriously. I don't dislike them, but I never crave them. I ate two of these babies when they were warm and gooey and I was done. Now cake on the other hand... that I do crave.
6.) This show
This show is definitely PG-13 but holy crap is it hilarious!! New favorite. Schmidt!! Best character on TV ever. EVER.
7.) My new workout playlist
Thanks to Tyler's tub of sentimentality, I am rockin' it at the gym 90's style. Oh yeah...the Connells, Origin, Blind Melon...sometimes even 80's style...Howard Jones!! You beautiful man you!! Seriously? How great was Howard Jones? When I was a teenager and was "going with" my much older and cooler next door neighbor boy, he tried to educate me with all kinds of "cool" music. Sadly, when he thought I was up in my room listening to his mix tape of the Dead Kennedys and other punk music, I was really dancing and singing Howard Jones at the top of my lungs. That's right!! HOJO = awesome.
So there you go.





