EVEN STEVEN...Happy 30th Birthday Kelley!!
Kelley in Kindergarten
In my family we are all about keeping things even. We like it that way. What I do for one I will happily do for all. On the subject of making things even. Growing up I developed an amazing skill. I can divide anything...a candy bar, a can of pop, a stick of gum, anything into 5 even pieces. It is baffling that I had/have such a hard time with fractions. My grandma E. is to blame for this...she started it with her 5 kids...and it continued on with us. When it was one of our birthdays as kids, my grandma would send presents to all of us (smaller and less exciting than the birthday kid's present...but presents all the same). She didn't want anyone to feel bad or left out. Tyler thought this was the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard. When we had Kameron my mom talked about starting that up with her grandkids too. Tyler said "no way". Kids will be ok only getting birthday presents on THEIR birthdays. He thought that kids needed to learn that in life things aren't always even. But I LIKE things being even...it's the only way I know...so stay tuned for exciting birthday blogs in August for Kirk and Jordin too! :)
Onto the birthday girl...Kelley. Have a VERY Happy Birthday!!
Kelley and Kris...then
Here are 30 odd yet lovable things about Kelley:
1.) Kelley is a WONDERFUL sister!
2.) She is an amazing aunt!!
3.) Her nickname is "Smelly Kelley Jelly Belly".
4.) I call her "Nells"...I don't recall why.
5.) When my mom was pregnant with Kelley she had a lot of preterm labor and ended up on bedrest. The doctor prescribed alcohol as a way to stop labor and my mom was told to drink alcohol while she was on bedrest. Her drink of choice was vodka and orange juice. After lots of worry Kelley not only didn't arrive early...she was late...and the chubbiest of all of us. Kelley came into the world partying and soused on Harvey Wallbangers! (This could explain alot) ;)
6.) When she was little she couldn't pronounce her name correctly for QUITE a long time. She pronounced her name "Cow-Lee". If someone called her "Kelley" she would correct them and say "No! It is Cow-Lee".
7.) When Kelley was in Kindergarten we were trusted to get ourselves off to school as our mom had to be to work early at the hospital. Stacey and I were in charge of getting Kelley ready...BIG MISTAKE! We would dress her in hideous outfits and do her hair in horrifying ways. We would tell her how "pretty" she was and off to school we'd go. After awhile her teacher...Mrs. Lambert... informed our mother about this and Stacey and I got in BIG TROUBLE!!
8.) Right after that Kelley got a cute short pixie cut!
9.) She is the most stylish of us sisters--Jordi might take umbridge to that--Stac and I just live in flip-flops and capris. If I ever go anywhere fancy I always raid her closet!
10.) She has the BEST shoes ever!! Lucky for me we wear the same size.
11.) She is an amazing cook! She is famous for her appetizers. I request every year for my birthday that she make her mini-eggrolls. They are DIVINE!
12.) Her favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. She gets VERY testy if people refuse to say what they are thankful for or don't want to toast--don't cross her. ;)
13.) She was hit on by Montel Williams...he was quite persistant.
14.) Kelley is very blunt and noisy--She asks all the questions Stacey and I want to know the answers to but are too chicken to ask.
15.) She doesn't like dessert or sweets...FREAK!
16.) When she was little she had a disturbing crush on "Boss Hogg" from The Dukes of Hazzard and she used to kiss the TV whenever he came on. (Must run in the family...when Stacey and I were little we had disturbing crushes too. I loved John Denver and Stacey loved Phil Collins!! )
17.) She takes her neices and nephews for special "one-on-one" days with Aunt Kelley. They do all sorts of fun things and she spoils them rotten. They love it!
18.) When she was little Stacey and I convinced her that if she took a lock of our hair and squeezed it as hard as she could it caused us excruciating pain. It took her a long time to catch on! :)
19.) She gets all the good celebrity magazines and shares them with her sisters.
20.) Once on a date Kelley went over to her date's house. He had a dog. Kelley asked him what his dog's name was and he replied "D.O.G". To which Kelley said "Ooohhh! Deeohgee...Is that Indian?" HAHAHAHA!! (one of my ALL-TIME favorite Kelley stories)
21.) She is fun to travel with...it's fun to ride together when we go to the lake or to our mom's house. When we do she usually rides with us and we make Tyler climb in the back (where he goes instantly to sleep) and we chatter non-stop.
22.) She is afraid of spiders and cats.
23.) She was very briefly my boss at a care facility that we worked at (she begged me to work there because they were short-staffed)...this caused her no end of joy and amusement...ordering her "big" sister around! :)
24.) She loves to call and annoy me during "Dancing With The Stars" (a do not disturb time at my house...I love that show) and will say "Oh...am I disturbing you? Are you watching Dancing with the Stars ?"
25.) She is very sensitive and tender-hearted. She is a sympathetic crier.
26.) Kelley and I invented the highly raunchy game that we play while laying out on the dock (when there are no children around) called "Do-able? or Not Do-able". This causes us no end of amusement. This game is right up there with our family's other invented games: "Whose your husband?" and the very popular (since moving to our area) "Find the pretty people".
27.) She has "elf" ears. I do too. It is obviously a sign of great beauty and intelligence! (Isn't that right Tiffany??) Sorry Stacey and Jordi! :(
28.) Kelley loves to rearrange rooms. She calls herself a "restyler". She loves to give us all suggestions on how best to "restyle" our rooms.
29.) She feels she has "amazing" hairstyling skills and begs her sisters to let her experiment on us (she has ZERO training or experience). She begged me for months to let her cut me a few "wispies" (face-framing layers...I think). I refused. Stacey allowed her to color her hair...very brave!
30.) She "claims" she is too busy to ever read my blog!! Maybe that's a good thing! ;)

Kelley and Kris... now
Happy Birthday Nells!! I love you VERY MUCH!! Have fun on your trip! Oops! I have one more picture on Kelley's birthday post than I put on Stacey's. Don't be offended, Stac. I love you just as much! Should I delete one of them so you guys will be even?? ;)